***THIS IS IT, FOLKS. NO, WE REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME***
Just kidding. Not a single member of the Trump family is going to jail and coochie heads will continue to scream at the sky.
In an OMG HUGE BOMBSHELL yesterday, it was revealed that Don Jr. had interactions with that nefarious anti-Clinton underground bunker run by Putin himself: WikiLeaks! That’s right, folks. They’ve got cold, hard evidence of collusion between a Trump son and the hacking organization that did the job our media has refused to over the last decade.
Here is the entire chain of correspondence, posted to twitter yesterday by Don Jr. himself:
For those of you who don’t feel like reading the link or don’t care to create a twitter account – neither of which I could blame you for – I’ll delve into the key points of the interaction.
Wikileaks began reaching out to Jr. in private messages by saying they’d found a new anti-Trump super PAC that the Trump campaign would/should probably be aware of. It was a recycled pro-Iraq War PAC, which, if you know anything about the divide with the GOP, means it was definitely run by NeverTrumpers.
“The PAC is a recycled pro-Iraq war PAC. We have guessed the password. It is ‘putintrump.’ See ‘About’ for who is behind it. Any comments?” WikiLeaks wrote.
Jr. simply responded: “Off the record I don’t know who that is, but I’ll ask around.”
In an October message, WikiLeaks asked Trump Jr. to “push a story” that alleged Hillzdawg Clinton joked about wanting to “drone” Mr. WikiLeaks himself, Julian Assange. Don Jr. responded that he “already did that earlier today.” You know why? Because Hillzdawg really did “joke” about droning Julian Assange, and he was working against her in his father’s presidential campaign. If your father were running for president against someone already suspected of sociopathy, wouldn’t you gladly point out a time she behaved like a sociopath? Look up her reaction to the Libyan “intervention” sometime. That is, if you dare put yourself in league with Wikileaks!!! DUN dun DUUUNNNNNNNN.
In another message in late October that never received a response, WikiLeaks suggested that Don Jr. “leak” the organization one of his father’s tax returns. “If we publish them it will dramatically improve the perception of our impartiality,” the account said. This is probably the juiciest thing they have. It at least demonstrates that the message-sender favors the Trump campaign, which pretty much anyone with an IQ above Frederica Wilson figured out long ago.
Hillary wanted their founder dead, people. What exactly were you expecting? An “I’m With Her” banner on the Wikileaks official site?
In any event, the correspondence continued until July 2017, with the nothing burger never having gained beef. If this was supposed to demonstrate some sort of coordinated effort between the Trump camp and Wikileaks to conduct espionage against the Clinton camp, it failed miserably. As you’re free to read in the link I posted above or with a simple Google search, there isn’t the slightest bit of real evidence of an espionage operation with 400 lb hackers, much less Russian intelligence.
The message chain reads very much like a fanboy reaching out to his idol to no avail. Halfway through, you want to shake the screen and say, “Give it up already, WikiLeaks, he’s just not that into you!”
But you know who is very much into Wikileaks? The legacy media.
Thus, this simply *must* be massive news destined to bring down the Republic. And who works hand in hand with the legacy media? You got it! The established political class. Hence why these stupid messages were ever leaked to the press in the first place.
But like Maxine Waters frustratingly pushing a door that says “pull,” #TheyPersisted.
Does this song and dance sound familiar? Capitol Hill and/or the DoJ use their power to gain access to information, which they in turn leak to the press, who in turn leak to the public in order to create/maintain whatever narrative serves their own interests. Yep, I’m most definitely noticing a pattern here. It’s been done repeatedly throughout the years but really gained steam since the Boogeyman in Chief took over.
It’s exactly what’s been happening ever since the Barry administration used a fake Russian pee-pee dossier to get a surveillance warrant against the Trump campaign, surveillance of which then-U.N. Ambassador Samantha Power read daily and leaked to the press. Unfortunately for her, just as with the government lapdog media in this instance, there simply wasn’t much beef to put out. If there had been, Donald J. Trump would’ve never taken office, #ThatICanTellYou.
The unholy alliance between the media and political class isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. Get used to it. However, that same political/media complex better warm up to something they’ve never had to get used to: the little guy fighting back.
The enemy is expending the best ammo they have right now, and it’s unimpressive to say the least.
When the other side begins to fight back in earnest, buckle up, because it’s going to be glorious.
***IS KEEBLER JEFF GROWING A PAIR***
Before today, Attorney General Jeff “Keebler” Sessions was famous only for being the first known eunuch to head up the Department of Justice. Now, he *might* be known for something much more honorable and useful to our country: bringing Hillzdawg Clinton to justice!
According to reports, he has directed senior federal prosecutors to evaluate “certain issues” requested by congressional Republicans, involving the sale of Uranium One and alleged unlawful dealings related to the Clinton Foundation.
Reports really don’t get any more vague than that, considering the number of “issues” related to the Uranium One deal and Clinton Foundation would be voluminous as War and Peace were they to be put in book form.
Before we heap praise on Sessions too heartily, let’s be honest about the origin of this sudden interest in Clinton’s crimes. Some (believe it or not) useful Republicans have been hounding his office for months demanding action be taken to not only investigate the actions of the Barry and Hillary show, but to obtain documents that Congress subpoenaed from the FBI and State Department going all the way back to last year. Astonishingly, Congress has been stonewalled at every turn in obtaining these documents, which include information on how the FBI attained the pee-pee dossier and its subsequent use (I’ll save you the suspense; it was for surveillance on the Trump campaign).
These Republicans, led by Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa, also seek information and an investigation into super delegate Comey and the wider DoJ’s actions during the Hillzdawg email probe. The legacy media has (begrudgingly) reported on the memos drawn up by Comey months in advance of exonerating Hillzdawg despite her obvious crimes, which is among the issues that Sessions reportedly has people looking into, but there’s much more to it. Nearly all of the Clinton inner circle, even those at the heart of the investigation, were given immunity almost from the start. The destruction of evidence, to include bleaching of emails and literal smashing of devices, was also ignored. The friggin Attorney General at the time, Loretta Lynch, directed Comey to adopt Clinton campaign language regarding the probe when asked by the media, exchanging words like “investigation” for more idiot-friendly terms like “matter.” This investigation, and I use that term in the loosest possible manner, was and is an insult to every taxpaying American.
But my oh my, the tables, they seem to be a’turnin. Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) grilled Sessions today on the Hill regarding many of the aforementioned matters. He explicitly asked Sessions whether the FBI paid Christopher Steele (the pee-pee dossier producer) and whether it was used for FISA surveillance. Sessions answered that he “could not reveal investigatory activities” to the committee.
Jordan, apparently eager to show off his own brand new set of testicles, demanded to know why a special counsel is warranted regarding the Trump/Russia soap opera but not the transparently corrupt Obama/Clinton regime. You know, the exact same question all of us have been asking for a year now. This comes on the heels of Jordan making headlines with his statements about Sessions yesterday, including this gem:
“”It’s amazing. Today (Monday) we do an op-ed, and suddenly, the Department of Justice has had a come to Jesus moment and now there’s going to be a special counsel, at least they’re talking about a special counsel. That’s exactly what has to happen when you think about the things we’ve learned and how serious they are. The American people want answers, we want to give them those answers, and we think a special counsel’s the way to go.”
Damn skippy. He went on to add:
“What we do know are all of the things that we have learned in the last few weeks on top of what Mr. Comey did in 2016, relative to the Clinton email investigation. All of that combined certainly warrants a special counsel investigation.”
It’s safe to say the pressure is mounting.
As of this writing, Sessions has yet to appoint said special counsel, and his continued remarks praising the integrity and honor of Bob Mueller raise serious doubts within the Trump community as to whether he’ll ever really get serious about addressing Clinton’s crimes.
I would hesitate to write that obituary of the Clinton investigation based on the actions (or lack thereof) by Sessions, though. Let’s not forget that the DoJ Inspector General took up this case months ago, and President Trump has been oddly silent regarding most of it, save for a couple pointed remarks a couple weeks ago. As I’ve said repeatedly throughout the past year, if Trump were convinced that the wheels of justice were not turning against his enemies, he would talk about little else. That’s not how Trump deals with foes.
Here is a good rule of thumb to remember about Trump vs his enemies: if Trump is quiet, he’s won or is winning. If he’s yelling, the fight is ongoing. There is no in-between. Inaction is not an option with Trump and never has been. Never confuse him for a typical politician. He could not be more opposite. That’s why we elected him, after all.
Bottom line: If you think Republicans on the Hill care more about exposing Barry and Hillary than Trump does, you’re smoking stronger weed than Gary Johnson. The latest pressure from congressional Republicans merely means the situation is about to be turned on its head. Special counsel or no special counsel, Hillzdawg, Inc. is going to be fully exposed.
In fact, I’m willing to bet she already has. We’ll find out just how much as soon as President Trump sees fit. Call it a hunch.
***MOORE OF THIS GARBAGE***
The full-on swamp offensive against Roy Moore continues full steam ahead, picking up advocates from every corner of the Establishment along the way. The latest addition to the pile-on is Mr. Swamp himself, Paul Rino.
Rino says that the allegations of sexual misconduct and assault against Moore “are credible,” adding that “if he cares about the values and the people who claims to care about, then he should step aside.”
If anyone knows about failing to represent the values of the people he claims to care about, it’s Paul Rino. An open borders globalist with a wall around his own property who rubber stamped Barry Obama’s trillion dollar omnibus spending bill is hardly the guy who should be lecturing on consistency of standards, but he’s the guy with the gavel, so prepare to hear this sort of hypocrisy more and more as time goes on.
The latest pearl-clutching is related to a brand spankin new allegation from a woman named Beverly Young Nelson, who says Moore sexually assaulted her one night after work when she was 16 years old. In an apparent attempt to make no one believe her ever, she decided to hold her press conference flanked by none other than misogyny hustler Gloria Allred, whose mere hiring is considered an admission to lying in at least 12 states. That number is just a wild guess, though, so don’t hold me to it.
According to Allred –WOOPS!– I meant Nelson, Judge Moore had offered to give her a ride home after her shift at a local diner upon noticing that her boyfriend was running late to pick her up.
But instead of driving her home, Nelson said he parked the car at the back of the restaurant, where “there were no lights,” and began groping her.
“I was alarmed and I immediately asked him what he was doing,” she said at the press conference.
“Instead of answering my question, Mr. Moore reached over and began groping me,” she said, adding that Moore reached over and locked the car door while she yelled at him to stop and continued to try to fight him off. Moore then grabbed her neck and pushed her head toward his crotch, she said.
“I was terrified. He was also trying to pull my shirt off. I thought that he was going to rape me. … I had tears running down my face,” Nelson continued.
Nelson said Moore eventually gave up and threatened that no one would believe her story. She said her reason for keeping quiet until a few weeks before a Senatorial election 40 years later was fear of retaliation.
Since no one in the legacy media are asking obvious questions regarding this story, I suppose it will once again be up to lowly bloggers like myself to even the playing field. Here goes nothing.
Nelson said that Moore took her home because her boyfriend was late picking her up from work. Assuming she’s telling the truth, wouldn’t that put Moore in a precarious situation? What I mean is, if you’re a sexual predator, would you choose a woman whose boyfriend was literally on her way to pick her up? If you’re looking to take a girl to some dimly-lit place for purpose of groping, does it make sense to do it during a time in which the victim’s boyfriend is supposed to be with her and likely will be very soon?
Did the boyfriend just decide to say the hell with it that night, go home, never ask how Nelson got home? Did no one from this small town diner in which everyone knew everyone care to inform her boyfriend that an older man took her home? The same older man that the legacy media is claiming “everyone knew was a pervert?”
Does that make sense to you?
Listen, it would not shock me in the slightest if Roy Moore had/has a habit of flirting with younger women. I’m not saying it’s a good habit to have or that it’s all been benign. But accusing a man of loose lips around pretty girls is far different from accusations of forcing himself on young girls in cars he prevented them from leaving.
The latter accusation demands that tough questions be asked. A simple mantra of “believe the women” will not do. Bill Clinton has actually paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to the women he’s assaulted. That’s why I’m more inclined to “believe the women” in his case. With Moore, we have a guy who has lived in Alabama his entire life, climbed the judiciary to become a federal judge, has been well known and loved by Alabamians for decades, and now when he’s on the cusp of putting a dent in the DC swamp, we find out he’s a child rapist?
You’ll have to excuse my skepticism, but I’m not so fast to lend credibility to an operation spearheaded by Turtle McConnell, the Washington Post and Gloria Allred.
President Trump has kept his distance from this situation over the last week for understandable political reasons, but sooner or later he will be asked to weigh in.
Mr. President, don’t humor this nonsense. Remember what this same crowd did to you during the campaign. Remember when Allred stood beside Summer Zervos, who blatantly lied about her relationship with you before having said lie exposed only a day later by your campaign.
You had to fight for your life against this same establishment machine. You have been where Roy Moore is. His voters are your voters. Don’t forget that.
Stand against the Establishment and with Roy Moore, Mr. President. The storm will be fierce, but you will be standing at the end of it. After 2018, the same won’t be said for the Establishment. You’d do well to remember that.
***FELDMAN NAMING NAMES***
The depravity of Hollywood culture has been an open secret for decades, even to the unwashed masses that celebrities ridicule and look down upon in between flights to Cannes to promote their latest thinly-veiled leftist propaganda. The only things missing have been the most important parts of the story: names and actions.
Thanks to former child star Corey Feldman, that may be changing.
While the anti-Trump crowd have been all-hands-on-deck in accusing Roy Moore of pedophilia, Corey Feldman has been doing the same against a much more believable culprit: the Hollywood crowd.
A couple weeks ago, Feldman announced that he would be self-producing a documentary in which he would name people directly involved with Hollywood pedophilia. It appears that he’s decided not to wait that long, as yesterday he visited the Dr. Oz show to begin spilling the stomach-turning beans on someone everyone with a Hollywood zip code was aware of: Alphy Hoffman.
Hoffman was the owner of an underage club that was *the* place to be for Tinseltown’s top teen stars; a place called The Soda Pop Club. Stars like Drew Barrymore, Ricky Schroder, Alyssa Milano and Corey Haim were all known to frequent the club, which could be best described as a Studio 54 for minors. One would think that a description of that sort would be problematic enough, but this is Hollywood we’re talking about, and they’re too busy lecturing middle America on what their morals should be to tend to any sort of standards of their own.
Feldman described his relationship with Hoffman to Dr. Oz:
“Well he was the guy who ran Alphy’s Soda Pop Club, and, uh, I met him when I was 12 years old. He came to my house to pick me up in his car, and I had heard rumors that he threw the coolest parties in town and he was very connected.”
Alphy was the son of Bobby Hoffman, a major casting director at the time, who died in 1993. Like most other industries, people with connections are rarely told “no” for party invitations.
“When you got an invite to go to Bobby Hoffman’s private party — this was a very big thing. And the fact that his son was coming to pick me up himself, was also a very big thing, and my mom ushered me into the car and said ‘go have fun’.”
Unlike the story about Moore taking a teenager to a rape site despite her boyfriend being on the way, that’s actually a plausible scenario.
“You know, the first few times I went it was fairly innocent,” he explained. “Those parties were relatively kid friendly but interestingly that’s where I met the guy that ended up molesting Haim… There was a bunch of these guys, they were all hanging out together at these parties, and the thing is there weren’t a lot of parents at these parties.”
The fact that there was(is) so very little parental oversight in Hollywood is criminal in itself. It’s reminiscent of the children allowed to go sleep in Michael Jackson’s bed. What kind of parent allows such a thing? I suppose money is a powerful drug, though I can say with complete certainty that no amount of money would make me turn my child over to these creeps unattended.
Feldman went onto describe what Hoffman did to him, comparing Hoffman to Jon Grissom, who he’s mentioned before:
“One night I was over there and we were watching a movie and I passed out while I was watching the movie, and when I woke up there was a porn on again. And I was like ‘Man, I’m really tired.’… I remember I could barely walk. I don’t know what I was given at that time, but I know that I was really out of it. And we went to the bedroom, and I was kind of passing in and out of it, and then it was like he started doing the same things to me that Jon [Grissom] had done… I kind of woke up in the middle of it, and I freaked out… I kind of threw him off me and I ran home.”
For his part, Hoffman has been nearly impossible to track down. Dr. Oz was able to nail down a current work address but has been unable to establish any sort of communication at all, much less a comment regarding these allegations.
Feldman has contacted the LAPD in an effort to prosecute, but the statute of limitations has passed. Even if it hadn’t, a prosecution would be unlikely. It’s a he said/he said situation and Feldman would be portrayed as a washed up star trying anything to retain relevance. Without physical evidence, it would never see a day in court.
Unlike Roy Moore’s accusers, Feldman doesn’t have the entire media and political class on his side, therefore his story will be lucky to muster headlines for more than a day. It’s a sad commentary on society and those in power, but an accurate one nonetheless.
Keep going, Corey. Real Americans are listening. Expose these scumbags every way you can.
***TRUMP BAILS OUT COLLEGE KIDS IN CHINA***
There are three UCLA basketball players who’d better be thanking God that Donald J. Trump is their president.
Players LiAngelo Ball, Jalen Hill and Cody Riley were arrested after being accused of stealing designer sunglasses from a Louis Vuitton store next to the team’s hotel in Hangzhou, China. They have now boarded a plane and are headed back to Los Angeles, joining the rest of the team who already flew back this past Saturday.
As was confirmed by Fox News, President Trump personally asked Chinese leader Ping Pong Table to help resolve the case during his visit to Beijing last week. Pac-12 Commissioner Larry Scott, who heads up the conference in which UCLA is a major member, thanked President Trump, the White House and the State Department for their efforts in resolving the incident.
As most are aware, Chinese prisons tend to be a little different from those in America, and the Chinese justice system isn’t the greatest, either. God knows the position those young men would be in under Barry Obama, who couldn’t so much as get a staircase for Air Force One from the Chinese government. Shoplifting shouldn’t happen anywhere, but if you’re going to be a damn thief, at least don’t pick a place like China.
The players have yet to release statements regarding the incident and, to be fair, they are owed the presumption of innocence. I mean, it’s not like they’re Roy Moore or anything.
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